Why did I get all the useless genes?? My mother went shopping and bought the most amazing pair of shoes from Kurt Geiger. As you can see, they are bronze reptilian platforms. BUT WHY IS SHE A SIZE 4? Why? Why am I almost 3 sizes bigger than her, my own mother? Maybe I'm adopted.

And yes, I did take the picture on my sink. :)


  1. amazing shoes, but i think your photog skills are the real reason this image is so great.. the positioning and the color are just totally sound and perfect


Fankss man :)